The statue’s made out of bubble gum I’ve been collecting.
plasmatics | takeoffyourdisguise-:
So. Much. Win.
That’s three incomplete sentences right there. This is what baked goods and amusing references do to me.
(Source: fscottfitzgerald)
It wasn’t me I swear.
FUCKING WIN
I love it.
hahahaha
LMAO. It’s still there.
Rachel, is this true?
Oh God, if it is this will be the best piece ever written by me.
Rachel, tell me it’s true.
finnydinthehouse-deactivated201 asked: Dude stop stalking my girlfriend
I don’t “stalk”. I watch from afar. It’s not a crime. You can look that up in a book.
Dear Jacob Ben Israel,
Although you’re a valued member of AV club - you give us geeks a bad look. We’re not all that socially awkward and stalker-like, I promise.
I really don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve never behaved in a stalkerish manner.
And I’ll let you know that I have 104 friends on facebook. Socially awkward? The numbers tell a different story.
I’ve got a broken nose, multiple fractures and a cracked rib, but that Toxic performance was still the greatest moment of my life…
It’s almost as if I lost my virginity watching it.
But that fat girl yelling next to me was really obnoxious. Couldn’t she just shut up and let me enjoy my Rachel Berry?
One day, I will make Rachel Berry mine. And I will have her cosplay every day as an Orion Slave Girl.
Ooooooh, I’m getting breathless just thinking about it.
… Or maybe it’s my asthma acting up…
(Source: rachelblmichele)
